“Hey, man who’s not spoken to us all day, much like everyone else. I wonder whether we could get a bacon butty or something else really plain and effortless for you, given we’ve been here for ten hours and haven’t been offered even a glass of water?” (is what I didn’t say).
“You could have a fish finger butty if you like” (is what he did say. He was actually quite nice).
“Ketchup is just over there”.
I suspect the guests didn’t have the fun I had, adding their ketchup. Of course the caption should read “What’s could possibly go wrong?”
Sadly, nothing did go wrong. Shit story, good photo.